1. There was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land, so he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately, he was so excited that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces. So he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love to her and he succeeded and they lived happily ever after.

    — Criminal Minds (via green-eyedsoul)

  2. (Source: jeffreyaviles)

  3. my meals in the summer

    breakfast: 3pm
    dinner: 11pm
    more food: 1am
    midnight snack: 4am

  4. thefutureauthor:

    *whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

    *regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

    *slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know


  5. fallontonight:

    Jimmy and Miranda Kerr went head to head in Flip Cup, and Jimmy wore war paint! 

    (Source: genial-joy)

  6. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    dear board of education, 
    i am too

  7. youredarrenfreakingpotter:

    My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
    He said people never knew how to respond

  8. shhady:

    guys call girls who like bands crazy and obsessive for knowing all of the band members’ birthdays but they know everything about every football player ever? they know the names, the teams they’ve been on, the teams they’re going to join, how much money they’re all making and all the stats of every player ever? but while this and fantasy football is good and is deemed “normal” girls are still being called crazy and hormonal for going to their favorite band’s concert

  9. (Source: weheartit.com)

  10. (Source: jolieing)

  11. micdotcom:

    Meteorologist expertly shuts down sexist viewer’s complaints about her wardrobe

    From failing to predict a rain shower to misjudging an impending amount of snow, people may get annoyed with their local meteorologists for plenty of reasons. Having boobs generally is not one of them.

    Nevertheless, a Tennessee viewer recently wrote a letter of complaint to Knoxville weatherwoman Julya Johnson after getting too distracted by her lady parts to notice her weather forecast.

    Her response is perfect | Follow @micdotcom

  12. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.

    — Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via poetrist)



    (Source: as-seen-on-disney)

  14. kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life